Category Archives: Senior Citizen Driving

Mini-Post of the Week

When I’m old enough to be retired, I am going to get in my car EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING and drive around on SLOWLY on all of the major roads with absolutely NO PURPOSE during morning rush hour.  Just to JACK people around.  Cuz I won’t have anything else to do.  On some days, I might actually drive a backhoe around between the hours of 7am-9am on the major roads. 

I might even form a “Slow Drivers With No Purpose” Union with my buddies.  It’s gotta be more fun than just hangin’ out at McD’s an sippin’ coffee all morning talkin’ about the old days!

Now THAT’S what Old WRIKNLED Johnny would do!!

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